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Born and bred in Bermuda, the world's only self-described "reggaelutionary", Uzimon-the-human-gun, began his journey when at the age of 11, his father left his mother and him to join a vegan pirate ship. (the kind that rams whaling ships from behind). To heal this pain, the young man turned to reggae music, and became what the world now knows as...Uzimon. Now, like Cain in Kung Fu, he walks the earth. Only Uzimon doesn't use kung fu and doesn't walk the earth. He uses reggae music and walks around New York City, fighting oppression and injustice and spitting lyrics like bullets at the system. Whether he may or may not literally shoot bullets out of his mouth is a question that remains a mystery to this day. Read more on User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.