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Smash Gordon Tickets

Smash Gordon Tickets
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Smash Gordon certainly lives up to his name. After a freak accident where a large tank of dangerous, destructive chemicals accidentally spilled on his head, Smash was born into a world of violence, anger, and fury. Smash Gorodn is known for his inability to sleep, his infinite passion for throwing large objects, inhaling small children, and smashing every single aspect of his life into small pieces. Because of this Smash Gordon is a danger to himself and everyone around him. Smash is kept in high security behind 7 inch thick titanium bars when not performing. Even the simple presence of a hater will send him into a furious rage, causing club banger after club banger to rain endlessly upon a concertgoers gentle face. Smash has performed on stage with the likes of POTD, Deadmau5, Kill the Noise, AC Slater, Rusko, Bird Peterson, and countless, countless other names. You enjoy dancing, he enjoys blowing things to pieces, and leaving nothing but rubble. Read more on User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.